i think i'm going deaf. no, wait, there was a knife in my ears. how come no one told me? now i just feel silly.
This movie review is TOTALLY ON TO MY GAME.
The Story: Dan (James Marsden) is out at a bar with his hag friend (Sofia Vergara), whom he puts in a cab when Tom (Scott Speedman) invites him back to his place.
I immediately opened up a new tab in my browser, searched for the movie on Netflix, and added it to my queue. Then I read the second sentence of the review:
After reading that sentence, I wouldn’t blame you if you’ve already sent the film to the top of your Netflix queue, but I’m sorry to have to tell you that there’s no sex on tap here — not even a kiss.
It’s like the author knows me or something! I am so predictable.