one whose name was writ in water 

 a subtitle graveyard

I’m less observant than others, but I make up for it with cunning and guile.

I’ve got a lot riding on my meatloaf.

Truly, truly, truly outrageous.

Starts in "A," ends in "pocalypse."

Festively plump.

I love The Vegas.

Delightfully rumpled.

Matchmaker of horror!

I can derelick my own balls thank you very much.

Taunting the fear demon.

Snark is the haaaardest of woods.

Don’t fuck with my play!

Don’t blame me, *I* voted for Kodos.

My mother is a fish

I have the proportionate excitability of a puppet my size

I saved Latin…what did you ever do?

I was the bomb in Phantoms, yo.

I don’t judge; I only mock.

Charter Member, Team Toby

kitten poker cheater

My extra ingredient is otter.

The line is a dot to me!

Megalomania!  Yay!

I am a flaming angerball, ready to cut someone.

i went over to the dark side, but just to pick up a few things