you've just got a mouth full of wiseass today
Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 11:04AM Sorry, dudes, I didn’t have time at work today and then I went to Beth and Dave’s for Titanic movie night, so not only did I not post my Top Model picks, I didn’t even watch the show! I did get pretty drunk, though, so that didn’t suck. I have it recorded, so no worries, but don’t spoil me now, okay? I want it to be a surprise. Excuse me, please, I am going to go pass out, face down, with my shoes on.
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Okay, so I watched Top Model and had I posted my pick, I would have been…bum bum bum…wrong. I was going to go with a bottom two of Manchelle and Tatiana, with Manchelle getting the boot. Curses. I would like top point out that Kathy totally called it via email, that whore. Did I say “whore?” I meant “Top Model Prognosticating genius….whore.”
I will say this: drunken Titanic movie night was well worth the price of breaking my streak. We feasted like kings, drank like winos and laughed like drains. Near the end of the picture, as that Scottish officer brings the lifeboat back to look for survivors, Beth said, “I wonder where that guy’s career went—he is cute!” I slurred in response, “Yeah he is, that guy’s fucking hot!” We decided that we MUST watch the credits and determine which actor played him, which we assumed would be difficult since he was a bit player and we had no clue as to the character’s name. I doubted that he would be listed in the credits as Supah Hot Guy Who Goes Back With A Flashlight To Find Survivors, but I was convinced (by the undeniable power of Miller Light) that somehow, some way, we would be able to divine his identity through sheer force of will.
As it happens, I was right: Fifth Officer Lowe turns out to have been played by Ioan Gruffudd, which I really ought to have known because I loves me some Horatio Hornblower.
Oh, and confidential to whoever masterminds that fanlisting: unique means “one of a kind,” someone/thing cannot be “very unique.”
Reader Comments (11)
No, seriously, I'm happy his star is rising in Hollywood right now. Man's a fine actor and deserves more roles. Certainly better on film than Clive Owen, who while he does have the rugged good looks thing going can't emote his way out of a fucking paper bag to save his life.