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Monday
11Dec

your half-caff double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, francis

Oh, preach it, brother, preach it.  You know what movie I still hate?  Garden StateTO THE GRAVE!  Speaking of other people I hate that everybody else loves, if I may paraphrase myself from Stardate -317907.09—Confidential To Sofia Coppola: spend more of your daddy’s money on getting Bill Murray starring roles and less on 2 hour MTV specials with no sympathetic characters. Where did this hipster flick recipe for success even come from?  Hey, let’s cover up a lack of credible storyline and believable characterization with some indie pop and funky camera moves.  Oh, also, let’s babble quirkily and hope it disguises the fact that we’re not actually saying anything at all.  I said it before and I’ll say it again:  MAKE A MOVIE, NOT A GODDAMNED MUSIC VIDEO ASSHOLES.  ASSHOLES!

In other news, without further ado:  my yearly Holiday Gift Guide.


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12.12.2006 | Unregistered CommenterJonas
Boo-YAH! Now to actually read the entry.....
12.12.2006 | Unregistered CommenterJonas
I read that Zach B. article awhile ago....he's still right I think.

I don't see how he made the jump from Scrubs to....Brafffame and as I've not seen any of his "films" I can't complain too much.

Those aprons are deliciously 50's-esque.

Do you suppose "day-lab" has an "evil" or "non-cute" variety of robot mug? 'Cause I think might be much cooler. Or if the heat from the coffee\etc animated the robot so it really waved.

12.12.2006 | Unregistered CommenterJonas
i think my feelings on zach braff are well known throughout this town. gah.

you're on team padalecki? i thought everyone was on team ackles.
12.12.2006 | Unregistered Commenterjordan
What fun aprons and kitcheny gadgets!!!
Will you be my mommy?
12.12.2006 | Unregistered CommenterJadenator
Okay, but you'll be subsisting on nothing but pancakes, cupcakes and cookies.

And Jordan--yes! Team Padalecki! In fact, I went into full-tilt jungle madness when I was talking to Chris Byron and he told me that JPad looks like someone ran the blur tool from Photoshop over his face.

And Jonas--you need to go into the robot mug making business.
12.12.2006 | Unregistered Commenterahe
I totally want those panda soap dishes or whatever. Cute times ten! That's a really rad site. Is that where you got your kraken necklace?
12.12.2006 | Unregistered CommenterAnnie
"JPad looks like someone ran the blur tool from Photoshop over his face."

HOLY SHIT! HE DOES! But in a very hot way.
12.12.2006 | Unregistered CommenterAnnie
"I went into full-tilt jungle madness"

Do tell.

P.S. Stardate?!?! NERD!
12.12.2006 | Unregistered CommenterJohn
Well, John, I did raise my fist in the air and scream VENDETTA!
12.12.2006 | Unregistered Commenterahe
Those aprons are so sweet.

Padalecki over Ackles? Seriously?
12.12.2006 | Unregistered CommenterAmy
Seriously!
12.12.2006 | Unregistered Commenterahe
if i get you ice cream sandwich molds will you make me ice cream sandwiches?
12.12.2006 | Unregistered Commenterjorge
i'm not on the sam winchester love train. he's not that attractive!
12.12.2006 | Unregistered Commentermoneypenny
...Christo?
12.12.2006 | Unregistered Commenterahe
i'm not possessed!
12.12.2006 | Unregistered Commentermoneypenny
Yeeees! YEEEEES! Our anti-Braff Legion GROWS!

The other day, my boyfriend's roommate (who is soon-to-be-EX roommate, thank god), was watching Scrubs, and, since it was the only TV in the house and we were eating dinner, we politely watched. It was a race to see if I could finish my dinner before I was overcome with the compulsion to claw my eyes out with my fork.

It may not be original, but I am definitely on team Ackles. And soon I will have the t-shirt to prove it.
12.13.2006 | Unregistered CommenterBaxter
PS: I had no idea how awesome anthopologie was. They always put such boring stuff in their window. I covet those damned aprons now too. I have always wanted to be a 50s housewife. But with a career and sexual liberation.
12.13.2006 | Unregistered CommenterBaxter
It seems like a lot of people are on Team Ackles. I don't blame them, I mean, guh! GUH! He's jaw-dropping, but for whatever reason, JPad makes my eyeballs spin while hearts and birdies dance around my head. Team Padalecki-TO THE BONE!

The thing about Scrubs that breaks my heart is that Zach Braff is the freaking lead, because everyone else is super funny, especially that one mean doctor. Zach Braff with his stupid big teeth.
12.13.2006 | Unregistered Commenterahe
plus, he's like wicked tall, which is ace for you. he also seems like he's good with kids, which, also, ace for you.
12.13.2006 | Unregistered Commenterjordan

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