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I would much rather be stealing cars and running over pimps right now.

No new Heroes until January 22?  That’s crap.  NBC is a friggin’ jerk!  So, who’s plugged in to the internet pipeline and wants to feed me spoilers and theories?  My sister is convinced that Peter Peter, Power Eater is dead, but there are several reasons why that can’t be true, not the least of which being that no one in their right mind would kill off someone as adorable as Milo Ventimiglia.  Also, if he dies, FutureHiro probably wouldn’t have given him that whole “You look different without your scar” thing on the subway.  Also-also, you’d think FutureHiro’s message would have been less “Save the Cheerleader, Save the World” and more “Dude, Don’t Go To Texas Or You’ll Totally Die.  P.S.  Cut Your Damn Hair.” 

Okay, so what’s Peter’s problem anyway?  Is he, like, maxing out because he’s been absorbing too many powers lately?  Did he absorb something dirty from Sylar?  Did Sylar eat that one Nuclear Dude’s brains or whatever and Peter absorbed that from him so he’s got radiation sickness?  And that’s why he had the weird dream-vision of being the Radioactive Man?  Because whenever he has prescient dreams he’s never himself like when he dreamed about being his brother and whatnot?  Also, that part in the dream when Nathan runs towards him BETTER not mean that the Elder Petrelli is going to pull some Big Damn Hero move and save the city by grabbing Exploding Guy and taking him up into the stratosphere because I shall not suffer any dead Petrellis.  No sir.

So, seriously, who’s got the scoop?  Will Peter learn to control his power?  Will we be introduced to more people with powers?  Are you oddly attracted to the Cheerleader’s dad?  Tell me!

In other news, the Brothers Petrelli Bad Touch Count remained low this week.  There was a standing-Nathan-hugs-seated-Peter-crotch-in-face, a lingering shoulder grope, an arm around the shoulder cuddle plus shoulder grope and then, of course, that close-talking thing they do where their faces are like 3 inches apart, which, come on.  All nice, loving things that i NEVER TO DO MY BROTHERS.  But wait, psyche!  Dream sequence!  Does that count if it was all in Peter’s mind?  Oh, I think it does. 

BroYay!  Not just for Winchesters.

Posted on Tuesday, December 5, 2006 at 05:03PM by Registered Commenterahe | Comments18 Comments | References1 Reference

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If Jess from Gilmore Girls dies, I will sue!
12.5.2006 | Unregistered CommenterAmy
so does peter have to touch people to copy their mojo?
12.5.2006 | Unregistered Commenterchristopher
I don't know if that's been established or not. The time he flew, he was touching Nathan (though a scene where the Brothers Petrelli aren't touching each other? hard to find.). I don't remember if Junkie Artist touched him or not. Cheerleader definitely touched him before he got all invulnerable. I am not sure if ChubbyCop touched him as well before the hilarious Are you reading my mind? He's reading my mind! scene. I should check my TiVo. Anyway, how much would that suck if he just sucked powers out of the air? He's never be able to hang out in the Hall of Justice.
12.5.2006 | Unregistered Commenterahe
i don't think the cop touched peter.

would you hit me if i said i liked the guy who plays peter petrelli better than dean winchester? e ver since i noticed dean's weird fat chin neck pouch thing, i can't stop staring at it.
12.5.2006 | Unregistered Commenterjordan
Well, Jordan, first of all, no, I won't hold it agianst you that you like Peter better, because, honestly, more for me. And for Jessica and for Heather. However, you can go eat a bag of hell for impuging the JAckles neck wimple thing. IT'S NOT FAT. It's just a little bit of extra sexy that had nowhere else to go.
12.5.2006 | Unregistered Commenterahe
I'd like to know how the whole Jessica\Niki thing is related.

It seems pretty random to me, at least the rest of them have met up and are trying to stop Sylar.

I'm glad the chick w. The Voice bought it, she irritated me.

I think the BroYay! in this case has more to do w. the Elder Petrelli wanting to show his dominance over his little brother, and his little brother being oblivious to Nathans pervy desires. The Senator always seems to be on a alpha-dog type kick at least.
12.6.2006 | Unregistered CommenterJonas
You seriously want teh spoilers?

I've read that Peter learns to control his powers in January, courtesy of someone he meets.

An invisible man in fact!

How's that?
12.6.2006 | Unregistered CommenterJonas
I have heard the same thing, that Peter gets a mentor whose power is invisibility and I am pretty sure that he's played by Dr. Who. I've also heard that there's some secret family connection that no one knows about that links some of the characters.
12.6.2006 | Unregistered CommenterJohn
"Brothers Petrelli Bad Touch Count"

That's horrible. But true, so true.

"I'm glad the chick w. The Voice bought it, she irritated me."

Jonas, I am wicked glad that Rachel Bilson's weird cousin got offed as well. Eden was not doing it for me. It was neat that she killed herself rather than let Sylar steal her brain.
12.6.2006 | Unregistered CommenterAnnie
Ooh, thanks for the info, guys.

I disagree, Jonas, with Elder Petrelli being the pusher on this one. Peter Peter Power Eater is pretty fucking handsy, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
12.6.2006 | Unregistered Commenterahe
Actually I don't..."handsy"?

BroYay! from HoYay! I can managed. Even "totes" I could work out on my own, and Bromance was straight forward..."handsy" tho.... less so.

I think "Linderman" is Claires dad's boss. Has he had any face time in the series? Or just hints and allegations?

Also, if "Jessica" is so hot and bothered to protect her kid....why didn't she go kill Linderman rather than decided to fuck the Senator for $$$ at the last minute? She's not very bright is she?
12.6.2006 | Unregistered CommenterJonas
Handsy! HANDSY!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=handsy

He's Mr. Touch-a-lot, especially with his brother.

I could see Linderman being a big boss of some kind, especially since he's such a figure in multiple storylines.
12.6.2006 | Unregistered Commenterahe
Well that makes sense, I'd thought it was homosex innuendo I wasn't familiar with.

He is\was a nurse...probably a touchy feely type.
12.6.2006 | Unregistered CommenterJonas
The invisible mentor is played by Dr. Who, eh? Which Dr. Who? The hot one or the hottER one?
12.6.2006 | Unregistered CommenterAmy
what i like most about you is that you fucking COMMIT man. it doesn't matter what you're talking about you are fully committed to your POV.
12.6.2006 | Unregistered Commentermoneypenny
Ohhh..soo very confused. Very, very confused.
12.6.2006 | Unregistered Commenterjanxjoplin
Confused by the BroYay?
12.7.2006 | Unregistered CommenterAmy
BTW: "IT'S NOT FAT. It's just a little bit of extra sexy that had nowhere else to go."

HAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
12.7.2006 | Unregistered CommenterAnnie

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