waste of tape

In the grand tradition of tooting my own horn, I’d like to draw your attention to my MIGHTY MAD GENIUS TELEVISION PROGNOSTICATION SKILLS.

Item One:  “Also, that part in the dream when Nathan runs towards him BETTER not mean that the Elder Petrelli is going to pull some Big Damn Hero move and save the city by grabbing Exploding Guy and taking him up into the stratosphere because I shall not suffer any dead Petrellis.  No sir.”

Outcome:  Well, if you just watched Heroes, you’ll know that I am suffering one, possibly two dead goddamn Petrellis RIGHT NOW, because the Elder Petrelli indeed pulled some Big Damn Hero move and flew his Bomb Brother up into the stratosphere.

Commentary:  I am the champion, my friends…

Item Two A:  “Oh, and by the by, I want to stay away from real spoilers because I heard the finale is going to be UNBELIEVABLE. Which, of course, means someone dies or is on the brink of death. Which means it must be Sam because there’s just no suspense with Dean on that one, is there?”

Item Two B:  “I feel like I jinxed Sam into getting skewered when I postulated on my blog that the season would end with him dying or on the brink of death. What will Dean do? I mean, besides the obvious selling his soul to get Sam back.”

Outcome:  Sam dies and Dean sells his soul to bring him back to life.

Commentary:  I have drunk from the keg of glory!  Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land!

In conclusion, all shall love me and despair!