what, are you dense? are you retarded or something? who the hell do you think i am? i'm the goddamn batman!
I’m so sorry. It has been ages and ages and I’m a total douchetard for abandoning you, blog of mine. I guaran-goddamn-tee a shiny new entry this weekend sometime (though I cannot guarantee that the entry will be about something other than Batman). To tide you over until then, my latest chat transcript and further reason for you to fear my brain.
3:41 PMme: you and jewels remind
me of my sophmore poetry drama class
with stu coleman.
Jericho: What the fuck?
me: just hear me out, okay jerry?3:42 PM Jericho: I DON’T WANT TO
me: listen. i’m just saying that jewels is rad. she’s always
taking care of us, you know, like
making sure we have all
the stuff we need even if she’s kind of a nag
3:43 PM she’s totally like a mother figure to a lot of us
Jericho: That’s actually really nice I’ll tell her you said that she does have some mom-like qualities
me: and you’re totally like my brother! well, one of my brothers
i guessin the way that as annoying
as you are i can’t bring myself to kill you.
3:44 PM it’s true.
Jericho: from the moment I met you, I felt this instinctive desire
to annoy you
to annoy you
me: charming.
3:45 PM Jericho: Is this all going somewhere?
me: yes, poetry/drama. did you read oedipus when you were in high school?
Jericho: Yeah, that dude stabbed his eyeballs out. Rad.
me: okay, so, i as wondering
how does it feel to be sleeping with our mom?
3:46 PM
Jericho: !!!11!!!!!1 If I were where you are I’d be killing you now
me: what, why? i’m just asking if it’s weird that you’re
Jericho: DON’T repeat it. Don’t make me relive it.
me: i was just saying…
Jericho: This is why I live in terror of you. Freaky shit like this!
3:47 PM
me: I’m not a freak! You’re the one having sex with his mom.
Jericho: You’re a freak. You’re a freak and you scare me.
ahe
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I'd have totally had the same conversation. Our evil genes rock.
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That was my 10th grade poetry/drama teacher. He hated me so bad. Possibly because I was a total asshole. Possibly.