sadly, the robots did not go unfucked with

Over the weekend, I watched the extended version of Pineapple Express and for the life of me, I can’t remember which bits were extended and which were in the original.  Funny story:  that movie had been in my netflix queue since it was released TWO MONTHS AGO.  Aloha, Netflix.  Aloha hard. 

Also over the weekend?  I ate mostly soft food and wandered about in a vicodin haze because when I went in to repair a cracked 16 year old filling, I came out with a motherfucking root canal.  This is why people are afraid of the dentist!  You steel yourself for one atrocity and end up with whole new ones you hadn’t even imagined!  It’s like, oh hey, no big deal, we’re gonna fix that filling right up, good as new, in and out no problem.  And then, after your face is numbed six ways to Sunday and half your tooth is drilled away, they tell you oops, looks like we’re actually gonna have to STAB YOUR TOOTH REPEATEDLY WITH  BURNING THINGS AND SCRUB IT WITH INDUSTRIAL CLEANER OR SOMETHING UNTIL IT’S DEAD.  Seriously, that’s actually a pretty accurate description.  Oh, and then?  You get to come in one more time to fill it with rubber.  Oh, and THEN you get to come back two more times after that to get your brand new crown fitted and placed.

But, on the bright side, there is the vicodin.

Comments

[Annie]

Vicodin makes up for much.

[John]

Your dentist visit = my worst nightmare

[toph]

did robots give you a root canal?