I don't give a damn about the van der Luydens, Humphrey!

Hey, do you have $16 and shit-for-brains?  If so, have I got the product for you:  The Sash, by American Apparel.  According to the website, “using some of [their] favorite fabrics from around the factory, [they] create these limited run pieces.”  Or, if I run that through the babelfish bullshit translator: “we’re going to charge you $16 for some scraps of tee-shirt material.”

My proposition is this, American Apparel:  instead of me giving you $16 for some ratty jersey in garish colors, I’ll give you a kick in the junk, free of charge.

Douchebags.

Comments

[lauren]

you've never been more right.

[Amy]

I can't believe you refrained from using more obscenities. I know you have them in you.

[Baxter]

We are truly in a recession.

[ahe]

This makes me seriously irate, really only partially b/c of AA and mostly because there are tons of hipster twats out there who are actually going to buy these fucking scraps and then feel awesome about it.

[Jadenator]

Let me know how many of these you get as birthday gifts.

[ahe]

The number of AA sashes you get me for my birthday will be directly proportional to the number of times I stab you in the face. Use your best judgment.