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Sunday
31May2009

Why are you so strong? Did they give you super-strength when they installed your vagina?

For your analysis, I present to you the following:

Exhibit A, a smudged note my youngest brother sent to me when he was 7 years old.

Exhibit B, the title page of a used copy of The Wild Boys: A Book of the Dead.

Those stamps totally come from the same set.  I recognized them instantly.  That is not, in and of itself, disturbing.  Obviously, I don’t think my brother did that when he was 7—there are bajillions of that stamp kit.  However, the fact that a child’s art is present in this book gives me the wiggins.  If you haven’t read Wild Boys, it’s about, well, it doesn’t really matter what it’s about because it’s William S. Burroughs, so it’s never actually about what it’s about, but on the surface, I’d say 160 out of 180 pages are pure pornography.  The portion of the text that isn’t talking about naked rectums, vaseline, tight nuts, steaming flesh and musky semen is full of freaky violence. Inappropriate for children!

Reader Comments (3)

"naked rectums, vaseline, tight nuts, steaming flesh and musky semen"

Sounds like my kinda book.
05.31.2009 | Unregistered CommenterAmy
Who did this book belong to? Does that say "Meredith Anal"???
06.5.2009 | Unregistered CommenterJadenator
HAH! If only, Jade. It says "Meredith O'Neil." The best possible scenario would have been if the book had been owned by "Mike Hawke."
06.20.2009 | Registered Commenterahe

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