i think i'm going deaf. no, wait, there was a knife in my ears. how come no one told me? now i just feel silly.

This movie review is TOTALLY ON TO MY GAME.

First sentence:

The Story: Dan (James Marsden) is out at a bar with his hag friend (Sofia Vergara), whom he puts in a cab when Tom (Scott Speedman) invites him back to his place.

I immediately opened up a new tab in my browser, searched for the movie on Netflix, and added it to my queue. Then I read the second sentence of the review:

After reading that sentence, I wouldn’t blame you if you’ve already sent the film to the top of your Netflix queue, but I’m sorry to have to tell you that there’s no sex on tap here — not even a kiss.

It’s like the author knows me or something!  I am so predictable.

Comments

[Amy]

Did you take it out of your queue when you found out there was no nookie?

[Jonas]

I have the same question as Amy

[ahe]

I plead the fifth.

[Jadenator]

Whoa! After reading the rest of the plot the lack of boy action is a total ripoff.

[nita]

So did you go through and check the read the author's other reviews?