Where do we go from here?
Quote derivation, by popular demand
February 9, 2004 Eat my wrath, gorilla throwing barrels!
February 11, 2004 Not for wrath, not for ruin, but for the red dawn!
February 14, 2004 You can be blase about some things rose, but not about Titanic!
February 17, 2004 Even Maggie has the baby with the one eyebrow.
February 19, 2004 Well, they have god on their side, Summer. I’m not gonna beat Jesus.
February 23, 2004 Well, ‘sorry’ doesn’t put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach, now does it, Karl?
February 23, 2004 Tengo una situacion con mi familia!
March 3, 2004 Or you’ll light my ass on fire?
March 3, 2004 Do the astronauts have weapons?
March 4, 2004 Gimme a… liter of cola
March 5, 2004 This is like what the Greeks did at Troy, only they was in a horse, not dresses .
March 12, 2004 You wouldn’t last a day on the Creek.
March 12, 2004 A taste of poison paradise
March 17, 2004 Like that time you ate weight in godfather’s pizza?
March 18, 2004 Honey, they’re skinny ‘cuz they’re coked-up whores.
March 19, 2004 For a minute, I thought they were going to be writing our yougoogalees.
March 23, 2004 This love has taken its toll on me
March 25, 2004 Barbara Cartland / witch and hag / too much makeup / fascist bag
March 26, 2004 You gotta get me one of those jumpsuits
March 29, 2004 It is very cold… in space.
March 30, 2004 Do you think death could possibly be a boat?
March 31, 2004 It will take a while but we’re all going to end up at room temperature
April 2, 2004 You’re toxic, i’m slipping under
April 7, 2004 How did you get the tiny men to stop singing?
April 12, 2004 How do you speak glowingly about a girl who rode to school on a broomstick?
April 14, 2004 I’m rooting for the slave
April 19, 2004 I’m so very sorry…my contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse.
April 19, 2004 It’s Showtime, Synergy!
April 21, 2004 Toupeeguysayswhat?
April 26, 2004 All right, settle down meow.
April 27, 2004 Mom, if you were in a german schieze film, you’d tell me…wouldn’t you?
April 29, 2004 I love The Vegas
May 2, 2004 What is this new devilry?
May 5, 2004 All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.
May 10, 2004 I wish Reggie would kill Archie and take over this comic.
May 11, 2004 You already told me; I already forgot—that’s how boring it was.
May 12, 2004 Just because the fucker’s got a library card doesn’t make him Yoda.
May 17, 2004 STUBEFY! STUBEFY! STUBEFY!
May 19, 2004 I can do joined-up writing now, you know.
May 21, 2004 One bright, shining moment
May 24, 2004 Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
May 25, 2004 Be honest: you’ve got the tiniest bit of ‘give a crap’ left…
May 26, 2004 Watch the sass, Captain Sassy-Pants.
June 1, 2004 Welcome to the nancy-tribe.
June 1, 2004 On the wrong way out on the causeway to neverwhere
June 4, 2004 Thrice the brinded cat hath mew’d
June 4, 2004 Oh for a muse of fire that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention!
June 7, 2004 Don’t go in there—that’s where he keeps his full strength crazy!
June 7, 2004 do i dare / disturb the universe?
June 8, 2004 a bloody doddle and a piece o’ piss
June 9, 2004 You tried and you failed. The lesson is: never try
June 11, 2004 Whaddya going to do with a pontoon boat, retake omaha beach?
June 12, 2004 Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action?
June 14, 2004 les anges passent toujours à vingt de chaque heure
June 15, 2004 and they rode on in the friscalating dusklight
June 16, 2004 Tell us a story, sir
June 18, 2004 Now go talk to boys ‘cause it’s bad
June 21, 2004 Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip
June 21, 2004 I’m cruising, i’m bruising, i’m never ever losing
June 22, 2004 I have to turn my head until the darkness goes
June 23, 2004 Gonna rock the town without being seen
June 28, 2004 You are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease
June 30, 2004 Ours is essentially a tragic age
July 1, 2004 BLACK RAAAAAGE!!!
July 2, 2004 I pulled you down off them columns and you loved it
July 6, 2004 I am but a greek chorus, here to observe and interpret
July 6, 2004 nowadays the world is lit by lightning
July 9, 2004 The redhead said you shred the cello, and I’m jello, baby
July 12, 2004 Must be weird not having anyone come on you
July 14, 2004 a hoo-er no moo-re
July 15, 2004 Hey there, babydoll, come with me to the bathroom stall
July 19, 2004 Why should I change my name, he’s the one who sucks…
July 20, 2004 Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat bastard cream there is not
July 23, 2004 It’s like horror porn!
July 23, 2004 I bet you did, you saucy minx
July 27, 2004 Nothing? Nothing? Nothing, tra la la?
July 30, 2004 Popes into a volkswagen!
August 2, 2004 Tell him CJ Cregg says he’s a coward
August 5, 2004 Did you see the size of that chicken?
August 6, 2004 I love you on your best behavior
August 9, 2004 Why are you wearing that silly man suit?
August 12, 2004 How about you and your friends versus me and The Revolution?
August 13, 2004 Sorry we yelled at you for touching stuff, Jimmy Fallon
August 16, 2004 How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?
August 17, 2004 I’ll turn unemployment into a shiny diamond
August 20, 2004 Keep passing the open windows, kid
August 25, 2004 Each morning I get up, I die a little
August 30, 2004 Don’t tease me about my hobbies—I don’t tease you about being an asshole
August 31, 2004 Oy with the poodles already!
Sept 2, 2004 He’s sleeping with the zucchini
Sept 5, 2004 I kick arse for the Lord!
Sept 9, 2004 Wesley, I am totally drunk-faced
Sept 10, 2004 I’m like Gatsby, but without the problems
Sept 13, 2004 Cafeteria is the embarrassment capital of the world
Sept 15, 2004 I don’t want to be rude, but the other half, I think they just doodled
Sept 20, 2004 How’d I get spanked by such a chump nut?
Sept 22, 2004 Do you want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?
Sept 24, 2004 Do it, Dad, Travolta’s your bitch.
Sept 28, 2004 What’d I tell ya about the scoochin?
Sept 29, 2004 And the scowl’s genetic…who knew?
Sept 29, 2004 Fire bad. Tree pretty.
Sept 30, 2004 I hate you and I hate your ass face!
Oct 4, 2004 No sir, no more chick pit for you!
Oct 5, 2004 But you’ll find it’s twice as sportin’ goin’ courtin’
Oct 6, 2004 I expect Welsh babies dribble a lot.
Oct 14, 2004 Down your street your crying is a well-known sound
Oct 14, 2004 Ahh, hello Mr. Dock.
Oct 18, 2004 Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer him
Oct 21, 2004 Tell that deformed Scottish gorilla to shut his fat face.
Oct 22, 2004 Where’s that red one gonna go?
Oct 28, 2004 You’re a really good barbequetionist.
Nov 1, 2004 Celery is gay, got it.
Nov 3, 2004 Don’t blame me, *I* voted for Kodos
Nov 4, 2004 I’m not weak; I’m just delicate.
Nov 5, 2004 I’m sorry, did my pin get in the way of YOUR ASS?!?!
Nov 8, 2004 I stabbed a man with a trident!
Nov 9, 2004 Do you really need to resort to the black arts to keep our hormones in check?
Nov 12, 2004 Is your tee-shirt *dirty*?
Nov 15, 2004 She speaks poniards, and every word stabs
Nov 17, 2004 I’ve tried to call you names, but every time it comes out the same
Nov 18, 2004 Fate sits on these dark battlements and frowns
Nov 19, 2004 Life appears to me too short to be spent in nursing animosity
Nov 24, 2004 We came; we sang; we…fought the urge to regurgitate.
Nov 27, 2004 Life in a box is better than no life at all, i expect.